Welcome To The Belgweiser Rebellion
Terrorist Training Center
er, uh, we meant Freedom Fighter Fun Site

Do you know that America's King of Beers is now a Belgian Beer? It is. And it psses us off. Bigtime. 

We're not just going to slouch on our barstools with our cracks hanging out and do nothing. We're fighting back. For truth, justice, and American Suds.

Our goals are to create a coast-to-coast-to-Hawaii movement to Boycott Bud and drink American Suds. And to get laid more often in the process.

We don't believe an important symbol of America like Budweiser should have been pirated out from under America by Belgian Brewers, who as far as we can tell from Google Maps, are almost French. Yaaaaaaah!

We particularly object to the awesome power of the inBev-Anhueser Busch distribution empire that means 9 out of 10 beer on tap in our local gin mill are InBev brands. And when that means our only other choice for draft beers is Miller Lite, it really grinds our beer nuts.

So led by Guru Jonz, Mericana, Ali D'Gator and his WetWorks team, we are fighting back with videos, and words and pictures and music and sick jokes.

Here on the GuyProps Network you can experience our propoganda to brainwash you into thinking like we do.

See, we admit it. We want you to Join the Belgweiser Rebellion on Facebook.

We want you to Boycott Bud and Drink American Suds. And help us get laid more often in the process.

Colonel Patton Lee Beaugus
Recruitment Officer